At 5: the world is so big and exciting!
At 13: Get away from me! I want to be cool because I just turned 13, and I am easily influenced by my bffs.
At 16: I’m independent, I know my where I’m going, and I
FINALLY know how to drive, and I don’t need anybody in my life! Mom, can I borrow money?
At 18: I’m free!!!!! #YOLO
At 21: I have a college degree, and I have to pay off my
student loans. I wonder what my old high
school friends are up to these days?
At 30: Crap! I’m
getting old. I think I just discovered
my first wrinkle. I’ve split apart from all of my friends, and I now have a
family.
At 45: I’m getting too old.
50: Hello Midlife
crisis! I will now do stupid things because I am insecure about my appearance, and age
by acting like a sixteen year old in high school! #Attemptingtobeyoung
60: Maybe I will just sit in my apartment, and walk on the
beach everyday.
70: My hair is grey.
85: Tbh: These young people are annoying.
95: R.I.P.
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